At Starbucks on the M1

A: Latte.
B: What’s your name please sir?
A: Why?
B: It’s just to make your drink more personal.
A: Don’t worry about it.
B: I’ll just put a smiley face on it.

I think they have picked the wrong country for this. But there was something beautiful about the determination of the server and the bemused surliness of the customer.