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I'm the author of The Perpetual Astonishment of Jonathon Fairfax and its soon-to-be-released sequel, Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed.
If you've read PAJF, as I call it, then thank you very much. You've helped me in my quest to make a living from writing things that I like.
Now, how can I help you?
Would you like to know more about Perpetual Astonishment?
I launched PAJF four years ago with an apologetic note on Facebook. Since then, it has slowly changed my life, selling over 30,000 copies and still going at a rate of around 500 a month.
A surprising lack of failure
I had just come to terms with its failure when it took off quite unexpectedly around the end of 2013. In 2014 it made me a (sort of) living wage. I didn’t live on it though. Instead I saved the money and did a lot of freelancing, hoping I’d be able to scrape together enough to get a mortgage before London became insupportably expensive.
I didn’t manage it. And I got very ill trying. After a few months, I realised I wasn’t going to get better soon. So I decided to go to Berlin for a bit, get better and write a sequel. I have now just about managed those last two things, so I've come back to England to release it.
Would you like to know more about the sequel?
This is where I find out whether I can become a more or less full-time author. With feedback from some kind and intrepid test-readers, and help from Scott Pack, ace editor and former head of HarperCollins, I've finished the final draft. The cover has been designed by Patrick Knowles, who did Rivers of London and House of Silk. And I've just handed it over for proofreading by DeAndra Lupu, who worked on Raymond Briggs's last book.
On 16 September, I'll begin to find out whether it's any good.
The emptiness of the top floor
It’s set five years after PAJF, and Jonathon is back in London, trying to adapt to a dispiriting corporate job. One day he discovers an empty floor in his building, and this soon drags him – and Lance – into a rabbit-hole of murder, betrayal and flip charts.
Find out more about the book they're already calling Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed (because that's its title).
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